A Non-Viewer’s Guide To Tonight’s Budget Speech

14 May

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No, I won’t be watching it. The Treasurer’s Budget speech, that is.

Firstly, because I’m sick as a dog, and find it hard to stomach listening to Wayne speak even when at my best.

Secondly, because I already know what’s in it.

So without further ado, here is my very brief non-viewers guide to tonight’s Budget speech:


cas·u·ist·ry [kazh-oo-uh-stree]

noun, plural cas·u·ist·ries.

1. specious, deceptive, or oversubtle reasoning, especially in questions of morality; fallacious or dishonest application of general principles; sophistry.

That’s all there is to it.

Wayne’s budget speech … in a word.


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