The Australian Housing Investor’s Prayer

8 Sep


Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray the Feds neg gearing to keep,
If prices slide before I sell,
I pray new buyers be lured to hell,
May capital gains offset the rent,
And bless me in retirement.



5 Responses to “The Australian Housing Investor’s Prayer”

  1. Kevin Moore September 8, 2013 at 2:42 pm #

    Who cares in this self loving, money hungry society?
    Luke 16:19-31
    King James Version (KJV)
    19 There was a certain rich man, who was clothed in purple and fine linen, and fared sumptuously every day:
    20 And there was a certain beggar named Lazarus, which was laid at his gate, full of sores,
    21 And desiring to be fed with the crumbs which fell from the rich man’s table: moreover the dogs came and licked his sores………”

  2. mick September 8, 2013 at 3:27 pm #

    I think that Lazarus won a seat yesterday Kev.

  3. gusgrunt September 8, 2013 at 6:49 pm #

    Cry of the Wall

    The day is nigh the Rabbi cried
    From Moses to the Judah Tribe
    A promise of the Holy Lands
    And Lord o’er the Gentile Bands

    But wasn’t Moses for us all
    Plied the Gentiles from the wall
    Not so replied the Rabbi lot
    We’re the chosen Men in Frocks
    To lead and guide the Judah flock

    And they will follow thick and thin
    To attain what Moses promised them
    And what is that the Gentiles cried
    What should they get that we’re denied

    The earth, its wealth and all to be
    Cried the Rabbi’s don’t you see
    We’re the chosen, you are not
    So get your butts off this block

    But this is ours the Gentiles yell
    We’re long time here as time will tell
    You have no right to boot us out
    So we’ll stand against your rout

    Ahh!… the Rabbi’s cried, we’re right!
    Just listen to the anti-Semite
    Who persecutes our Godly flock
    And denies our right to this Holy block

    If won’t you bend to our Gods will
    We’ll use the power of our Till
    To take what’s yours without ado
    So hump your swag and bid adieu

    The cry came back, we’ll never leave
    Will join our men and fight your thieves
    Once more the Rabbi’s joined in grist
    Yelled!… now we have the Terrorists.

    This tale goes on, will never end
    Until the Judgment Day does rend
    The souls of man from evils past
    To blend with Natures soul…at last!….. Gus

  4. Kevin Moore September 9, 2013 at 2:02 pm #
    Americans losing homes for unpaid property taxes as little as $44
    “On the day Bennie Coleman lost his house, the day armed U.S. marshals came to his door and ordered him off the property, he slumped in a folding chair across the street and watched the vestiges of his 76 years hauled to the curb.
    Movers carted out his easy chair, his clothes, his television. Next came the things that were closest to his heart: his Marine Corps medals and photographs of his dead wife, Martha. The duplex in Northeast Washington that Coleman bought with cash two decades earlier was emptied and shuttered. By sundown, he had nowhere to go.
    All because he didn’t pay a $134 property tax bill………..”

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