Senator Joyce pulled no punches at Port Macquarie yesterday.
Enjoy:
“And then they tell us they’re going to give us ‘green’ jobs … and that’s where we get really angry!”
Why is Julia Gillard really an unmarried, childless, career politician spinster?
The answer may surprise you.
Take a look at the following chart, showing Commonwealth Treasury Note auctions from March 2009 through this past Friday (click to enlarge):
Since Ms Gillard took over the nation’s top job, the size of weekly Treasury Note auctions has jumped dramatically. Under Gillard, the government has auctioned $46.7 billion worth of Treasury Notes in just 10 months. By contrast, the Fairy Ruddfather sprinkled $50.2 billion in the preceding 15 months, before Gillard banished him to the spare bedroom:
Now, it’s important to understand the special significance of Treasury Notes. According to the Australian Office of Financial Management (AOFM):
Treasury Notes are short-term debt securities used primarily to meet within-year funding flows. Issuance decisions are made weekly and depend on the Government’s projected daily cash position for the weeks ahead.
Then there’s this:
Treasury Notes are not expected to make a major contribution to overall funding for the 2010-11 financial year as a whole.
Right. With 2 months to go, she’s already auctioned $11.1 billion (31.5%) more in Treasury Notes than the Fairy Ruddfather did in the previous financial year.
Conclusion?
Clearly, a Gillard-led government is incapable of managing the weekly cashflow. The kitchen’s closed, the children are running amok, the House is a shambles, and the budget is out of control, ever since she took over the purse-strings.
Which explains once and for all, why she’s an unmarried, childless, career politician spinster.
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P.S. I thought it apropos to reveal Gillard’s big secret today. A day so very close to Julia’s heart. International Worker’s Day. Labour Day. Otherwise known as May Day.
That’s also why I’ve changed this blog’s theme colour for today – in honour of the occasion. Though I’ll admit it was rather difficult to decide whether it was more apropos to go red or …

“Socialist governments traditionally do make a financial mess. They always run out of other people’s money.”
– Margaret Thatcher, 1976
UPDATE:
Essential Research’s latest polling confirms it. We used to care. But things have changed.
Via Crikey’s Poll Bludger –
Seventy two per cent of voters believe “will promise to do anything to win votes” applies to Labor, up nine points since March last year, while 66% believe “divided” applies — a massive 30-point increase since last year. “Out of touch” has increased 13 points to 61%, and “moderate” has dropped 12 points to 51%. Even otherwise uncharacteristic descriptions such as “extreme” now garner significant support, up 12 points to 38%. And whereas even last year 52% of voters thought Labor had a good team of leaders, only 34% now feel that way.
For the Liberals, however, it’s all positive: a drop in the number of voters who think they’ll promise to do anything to win votes — down from 72% to 65%; a rise in “moderate” perceptions by five points to 55%; “out of touch” down to 54%, “divided” down from 66% to 49%. There was also a big improvement on “good team of leaders”, but off rather a low base, up nine points to 40%. The Liberals lead Labor on nearly every positive indicator and trail on nearly every negative indicator. Labor still has a one-point lead on “looks after the interests of working people.”
Full report here.
A great bloke over at Business Spectator, Rob Burgess, has crunched the Senate electoral numbers with a view to the likelihood of Tony Abbott actually being able to repeal the Labor/Green/Oakeshott carbon dioxide tax at any time soon. It makes for troubling reading (free subscription access) –
Labor is revealing its carbon pricing policy with all the coy teasing of a professional stripper – a glimpse here, a peek there. All Greg Combet showed us yesterday was that 50 per cent of carbon tax revenue would be handed back to households. The rest of his National Press Club speech was old hat.
And all the while Tony Abbott hopes he can get them off stage and close the club before we see ‘everything’.
In an important sense, that’s Abbott’s only hope of triumphing in the highly polarised debate over the carbon tax. The anti-carbon-tax rallies and marches of the past few weeks have elicited rash promises from the Coalition figures who have attended, that they will repeal any carbon tax and get on with reducing emissions their own way. As Abbott put it in February, “we will oppose it in opposition, we will rescind it in government”.
I doubt the thousands of concerned Australians turning up to the rallies know that the Coalition can’t deliver on this promise.
While it’s certainly true an Abbott-lead government would wish to repeal the tax, there is an infinitesimally small chance it would have the Senate numbers to do so in its first term. And it’s pretty clear there would be no help from Labor or the Greens to overturn legislation for which they have so bitterly fought.
The Senate is a tricky beast. Indeed, it’s designed to be that way – the manner in which the house of review is elected virtually ensures a broader range of parties will be represented than in the lower house. Moreover, because only half the 76 seat chamber is elected at each general election, it takes a bit of scribbling on the back of an envelope to work out what’s going to happen (okay, I do it in Excel).
And here’s the results.
The probability of Tony Abbott winning government, whether from the floor of the house, or through an early election, or through a normal general election in 2013, and having enough votes in the Senate to repeal the carbon tax … practically nil.
The odds of Abbott winning government, serving something close to a full term and winning the next election (in 2016, say) with a Senate majority … slim, but not impossible.
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To win 22 seats at the next election, the Coalition needs to retain the one seat it holds in each of the territories, and win 20 seats in the states. With Tassie likely to repeat its familiar pattern, that means winning:
— four out of six seats in three of the non-Tassie states
— three out of six in the two remaining states
— one seat each in ACT and NT.
That would give the Coalition the 22 votes required to repeal the carbon tax. That would also give bookmakers across the land heart attacks, because the odds of such an electoral coup are so extraordinarily long.
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That fact remains, therefore, that if Tony Abbott’s team does not find a way to bring down the government before the carbon tax is legislated – most likely in November of this year – the Coalition will be powerless to repeal it until two Senate elections have taken place. That most likely means a carbon tax for four years, and by that time who knows where global carbon politics will have taken us.
Our only other hope would be a double dissolution election – where both houses of parliament are dissolved, and full elections for both houses held:
UPDATE: 3 August 2010
Julia says my video’s punchline is true:
After publication of the Fairfax Nielsen poll showing the Coalition was ahead, she declared she was “in the fight of my life”; then when she got wind of The Australian’s Newspoll, showing the parties dead even, she told The Daily Telegraph: “It’s about me.”
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Of course this election is all about her but, once again, it probably wasn’t the smartest thing for her to say. Elections are supposed to be about the voters.
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